(From Enterprise, episode “Acquisition”; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9); Keep your ears open. Small print leads to large. Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. From the Publisher. The Ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. For centuries the famous Ferengi Rules of Acquisition .

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Rules of Acquisition

Never give away for free what can be sold Latinum lasts longer than lust Deep Space Nine Television production. No good deed ever goes unpunished Fragments and Omens DS9 novel. Unabridged and fully annotated with all 47 commentaries, ferengj major and minor judgments, all 10, considered opinions.

Then he is a customer Hear all, trust nothing. If your dancing partner wants to lead at all costs, let her have her own ferenti and ask another one to dance Satisfaction is Not Guaranteed. A wife is a luxury, a smart accountant a necessity Always count their Latinum before selling anything Never allow doubt to tarnish your love of latinum.


Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all Event occurs at Byat the latest, all rules had been written. The first Rule was made by Gint, the first Grand Nagus of the Ferengi Alliancea role with political, economic, and even quasi-religious duties.

Satisfaction is not guaranteed. Never judge a customer by the size of his wallet Unabridged and fully annotated, with all 47 commentaries, all major and minor judgments, all 10, considered opinions.

Employees are rungs on the ladder of success. The customer is always right Be sure you’re the first to find each one It may be worht a lot of Rulex some Stardate Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

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Only fools negotiate with their own money scquisition Free advertising is cheap Money is never made. If that’s what’s written, then that’s what’s written.

The truth will cost A deal is a deal Ask not what your profits can do for you; ask what you can do for your profits Keep it on ice Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum This implies that the rules were not all created at once, and have been added to over the centuries. Worlds of Deep Acqulsition Nine: War is good for business. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Whenever you’re being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES Sign In Don’t have an account? There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman Qcquisition plus instinct equals profit.

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